resident elder dragon enjoyer

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

hi!! the name’s martin and this is my blog<3

i don’t post original stuff too often, but i reblog from a LOT of fandoms, with the main ones being monster hunter, elder scrolls, and horizon zero dawn/forbidden west

sometimes i post art, which you can find under the “ew my art” tag, and all my original posts are tagged under “mar.txt”!

my current hyperfixation is monster hunter, and ive got a TON of ocs for it (as well as three elder scrolls ocs), which you can find under the tag “oc tag:” followed by their respective names, and my dms/askbox are ALWAYS open to talk about any of them! i’m autistic and have ADD, so i apologize if i seem overly enthusiastic sometimes LOL

you’re free to dm me for my discord as well, as i’m fairly active there too

i play monster hunter on the ps4 and switch, as well as some other games, so if you want anyone else to play with (hyperaggressive glaive main here<3) feel free to shoot me a dm or ask for my psn tag/switch friend code, too!

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tigwex
rox-and-prose

Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh

cipheramnesia

Reblog to give the Tumblr boyfriend a juice box.

rox-and-prose

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Drowning him?!?!?!?

cipheramnesia

More. MORE!

JUICE HIM!

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Ok. So.

The average Juice Box holds between 4-32oz of juice

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And the average swimming pool holds between 18,000 and 20,000 gallons of water

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Converting 18,000 gallons to ounces means that the average swimming pool holds 2,304,000oz of water on the low end

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So I did some math and 2,304,000 divided by 32 equals 72,000.

When I started this process, there were 640 reblogs

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72,000 - 640 = 71,360

So, if we assume each reblog is a large juice box

We need 71,360 more reblogs to make the collective Tumblr boyfriend swim in juice

cipheramnesia

Reblog 72k times to give a good boyfriend a juice pool reward.

Like to give him swimming lessons or at least arm floaties.

jewin-your-mom
clitfisto

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

clitfisto

dont do this

babblingbranches

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cryptoidantagonist

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I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

cryptoidantagonist

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

cryptoidantagonist

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

cryptoidantagonist

do not do this.

fave i need to try this eventually